Cheer Girls and Cricket

If you ought to visit a Cricket ground these days and see those Swiveling and Gyrating bodies, you are bound to appreciate the turning eyes every time a four, six is hit or a wicket falls. No, this isn’t the white Ball that but the lovely girls that have suddenly caught the imagination of all men.

Loud cheers are reserved for their smiles and cheers. Men await in anticipation while girlfriends and wives node in despair.

Six of my classmates were witness to this on the eve of the clash between the Rajasthan Royals and Delhi Daredevils. After some circling around the stadium we had finally managed to get a seat in Wankhede.The seats were a pucca platform and it was evidently possible that our buttocks would have a field day. Nothing comes cheap in this world my dear!!

While some of us were busy figuring out our favourite players in the ground, others had a different task at hand.

Friend 1:''abe, yaar!!Ye Cheer girls kaha hai

Friend 2:Wo dekh Shane Warne ko,

1:areh chup kar!!mai Warne ko thori na dekhne aaya hoon

2:haan, mai samajh sakta hoon!!

There were no Cheer girls in sight and the exasperation was clearly smitten all over their faces. They were kept away from our stands and moved to other costly ones.Everytime the ball kissed the boundary the whole stand would rise on its feet, turn their gaze 100 meters away from the stand to see them turn their bellies around and swivel to Hindi tunes, they would have barely understood.

Cricket had taken a backseat and you wonder the hype and hoopla surrounding these cheer girls is not a farce by any standards. Suddenly, they could ogle at these skimpily clad girls without anyone overlooking them yes, you got, kisses and giggles in return!!

1:$@$~%@&$ saara paisa paani me chala gaya

2:haan, mai samajh sakta hoon!!